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DeATH STAR CHOCOLATE BAR

The terrible chocolate bar

The death bar is a chocolate bar shaped as the death star. It is very unhealthy and the only people who can eat it is Sith. It is a popular joke around the Galaxy that excessive consumption of Death Bars was what scuppered Installation 09.

They were apparently created by the Empire as a means of rendering all the Rebels far too fat to move. However, the plan backfired and the entire Imperial Army was reduced to a bloated wreck within three weeks. Although the Stormtroopers were eventually cured of their obesity but the fat absorbing tablets severely reduced their combat capabilities, notably their aim.

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