Well, he's a German Nazi, except he isn't, he's a British Farmer. She's British, and she likes birds, except she doesn't, she hates them. He loves maps, she loves burning maps. He likes music, she hates music. In fact, this relationship is the closest any relationship can get to being doomed... from the start.

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