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Dalekdrycleaners

Dalek Dry Cleaners! (Imagine an awesome jingle.)

Dalek Dry-Cleaning is a fast, cheap, and easy way to dry-clean your evil clothes! (Must be evil or you will be exterminated on sight.) It is run by a team of hygiene freak Daleks, (Squad No. 7) and it costs about 50p per item (or 2 planets if you are a wealthy overlord.) The number seven on the logo represents the number of the Dalek squad group positioned in that area.


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Poor, poor Davros...

is actually doing quite well in business terms, and has been going since the dawn of the Daleks. There is a deal going on at the moment, half price for every pair of pants. We only know this because there is a sign up saying it in the League. Davros cries whenever he goes past that sign...

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