King Harkinian with his trademark Goblet
King Harkinian, more commonly referred to as simply 'The King', is ruling monarch of a place known as Hyrule. The exact location and dimensions of this kingdom are unknown, however it is clear that The King also rules several other places known as Gamelon and Koridai.
He often gives strange and dysfunctional pieces of advice, and constantly wonders what is for Dinner. He also has a strange habit of taking ill-advised trips to random places and getting himself captured.
Despite his influence, no-one seems to know who he is or where Hyrule is located. The King often calls for his Dinner but no Dinner ever arrives. He strives for Peace and sails ships in the morning.
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Zelda and the King Laugh Faster and Faster Until They Explode
The King and his daughter laugh in a terrifying manner The title says it all...
The best of King Harkinian YouTube Poop
Some of The King's craziest schemes
The King's Speech - CD-i Zelda trailer
The King's brief acting career at its best
Youtube Poop The Quest For The Wii
The King has his Wii stolen. How will he recover?
Youtube Poop Dinner Sure Is Great!
The King debates Dinner, before going to get some himself