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Fireteam osiris

Fireteam Osiris was a top-secret team of highly-trained Spartan-IVs who were sent to retrieve Johnny-117, the Master Chief, and the rest of his Blue Team after they went AWOL following the psychological stress of PTSD flashbacks from Jorgey's bullying, combined with the news that Cortana had turned evil.

Osiris was led by Spartan Agent Locke, a descendent of the philosopher John Locke, who took his job very seriously. So seriously, in fact, that the word 'joke' is not in his ONI-approved vocabularly. Osiris helped to strengthen relationships between the UNSC and the colony of Meridian, as well as Human-Sangheili relationships after the Battle of Sunaion.

As a group, Osiris's hobbies include - standing around in hub levels for no reason, recklessly jumping out of Pelicans mid-flight, failing to revive teamates who are standing right next to them, and spouting expository dialogue.

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The four members of Osiris

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Osiris with a Guardian

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Osiris helping Arby

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