The Nowhere Men are beings that live in the land of Nowhere. They have their arms permenantly folded in boredom, and they wander aimlessly until they happen upon empty Villages, in which they will stay for a while then wander again.
They are incredibly annoying and refuse to do anything you ask them. They will just wander aimlessly forever, and won't ever do anything for anyone. There is only one Nowhere Man who ever does anything for anyone, and thats Information Guy, who gives information and nothing else. And he doesn't even talk, he just nods.
Their noses are abnormally large, making them look like Squidward. How Humourous!