The Sontaran Stage Performance was an event set up by some enterprising Sontarans when they realised that their species were bitter failures. General Stuk was put in charge of the event, much to his displeasure. They recruited some of the craziest and creepiest of the Sontarans to perform live for the amusement of the populace, but things didn't go all to plan. For a start, no-one showed up, and the stage performers had to fly around the Galaxy performing on the top of a massive ship. However, they all died due to the lack of air in space. Thus endeth the plight of the Sontaran Stage Performance.